Nope, I don’t like that.

"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4) 07/23/2020 at 10:38 • Filed to: None

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For Sweden > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 07/23/2020 at 10:41

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“Tonight’s game is delayed due to technical difficulties.  The render farm is down.”

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 07/23/2020 at 10:43

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Stay tuned! Tomorrow: War and Peace is credited in its entirety for a screenshot of a Lada.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 07/23/2020 at 10:45

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I legitimately thought it would crop it, but apparently not. Off to find the script to T he B ee M ovie I go...

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 07/23/2020 at 10:47

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No t just the Bee Movie but the script for a random Celebrities in Cars Getting Coffee spliced in every time the word "bee" is used. You could be a living meme!

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 07/23/2020 at 10:49

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Get rid of the athletes and just ai the whole shebang. They're not worth the money anyway.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > For Sweden 07/23/2020 at 10:49

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Think of the advertising possibilities! Now everyone in the crowd c an be wearing a Scott’s Turfgaurd shirt in the first inning, but a Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme  shirt during the 7th inning stretch!

facw > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 07/23/2020 at 10:50

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Should you need it: http://www.gutenberg.org/files/2600/2600-0.txt

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 07/23/2020 at 10:52

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Just replace it all with hypnotoad

Brickman > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 07/23/2020 at 10:52

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Will there be jerks that take a baseball from a CGI child? :P

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 07/23/2020 at 10:53

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Ain’t gonna lie, got my rec for the Edmund Fitzgerald schtick.

facw > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 07/23/2020 at 10:53

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I’m excited to see some baseball, but virtual fans seem kind of lame and pointless.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Brickman 07/23/2020 at 10:54

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Except now the child can call in a drone strike because TONIGHTS GAME IS SPONSORED BY CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS 8!

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > facw 07/23/2020 at 10:56

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I’ve actually never read it, which is surprising given how many other very long classics I’ve read. I wonder when Kinja finally puts a letter cap if it will delete image credits that exceed it?

Thank you. What started out as a snarky comment might just materialize into a great feat.

Ash78, voting early and often > For Sweden 07/23/2020 at 10:57

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“Render Farm” sounds like something from Fight Club.

Ash78, voting early and often > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 07/23/2020 at 10:58

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6 months from now: Atlanta Braves’ virtual fans hacked, do racist tomahawk chop throughout entire game.

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 07/23/2020 at 11:02

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I’m intrigued solely out of curiosity to see how they pull it off from a technical standpoint.

The F1 races I’ve watched honestly do n’t feel much, if any different than from years past, but baseball (and basketball, football, etc.) rely so heavily on crowd energy, I’m scared the action itself will be terrible.

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 07/23/2020 at 11:03

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Not the worst idea I’ve ever heard.

HammerheadFistpunch > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 07/23/2020 at 11:22

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Reality? On Fox? Not on my watch!

66P1800inpieces > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 07/23/2020 at 12:00

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Shhhh, don’t say things like that or the public might catch on.

Wacko > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 07/23/2020 at 12:42

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Guessing the virtual fox fans will all be carrying confederate flags too....

ttyymmnn > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 07/23/2020 at 12:57

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My son is a big soccer fan, and we’ve been watching the Bundesliga with canned crowd noise. It’s really not bad at all. I mean, you barely pay attention to the crowd as it is, and the noise adds so much to the game. I watched the end of Twins/Cubs last night in an empty Wrigley Field and the silence was deafening.

That said, putting computerize people in the stands is just stupid. 

DipodomysDeserti > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 07/23/2020 at 13:06

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I’d rather pay an athlete than a video game programer.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > DipodomysDeserti 07/23/2020 at 13:13

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I'd rather pay neither, but that's just me.

DipodomysDeserti > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 07/23/2020 at 14:19

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I believe you’re free to do that.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > DipodomysDeserti 07/23/2020 at 14:41

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And do that I do.

Taylor Martin > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 07/23/2020 at 21:13

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Finally, some new DLC for the Sims. Lets just hope these digital fans don’t get a virus (yak yak yak yak).

facw > DipodomysDeserti 07/24/2020 at 05:38

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Luckily video game programmers are poorly paid and overworked, since the industry knows they can just burn through them and there will always be a fresh and eager pool of talent to pull from.